Watch and Analyse the Election Announcement
1. The Prime Minister, the Treasurer and the Foreign Minister are THE THREE GREAT OFFICES OF STATE. This will be news to the Governor General.
2. The Federal system is necessary for checks and balances. Except when it comes to that public hospital in Tasmania or, like, the industrial relations system, or, like, the indigenous population of the Northern Territory, cos they’re MIIIINE.
3. I am totally running a positive campaign, but dude, they’re all totally ex-union officials, which totally shows that they don’t care about ordinary Australians, and check out this hot piece of dirt on Julia Gillard’s hairdresser or boyfriend or something ZOMG!!!!!!1111

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