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Thu, 13/11/2008 - 12:03pm — arleeshar

You thought you’d seen it all? Well, think again. Someone’s out to get Dean Mighell and he seems to have delivered a dual hit of allegedly squandering his members’ money on both business class airfares and, potentially, transgender prostitutes. It’s all very British.

Combined with last year’s expulsion from The Party, this may well be his death knell in public life. But then, Australia’s a small and talentless place in some ways; our best and brightest often leave to work overseas before they reach a level of seniority and arrogance that produces sexcapades and Trevor Flugge, so Mighell’s years of experience will probably continue to be at a premium until he retires.

MORE than $27,000 was splurged on accommodation.

AT least $10,000 was spent on meals, drinks, valet service, the internet, in-house movies, the mini-bar and other items.

A PHONE call from Mr Mighell’s hotel room was made to a transsexual escort named Suzana.

Touted as a “shemale”, Suzana says on a website: “I am a sexy and very convincing ‘TV girl’ escort. I work in central London from a nice, quiet and clean flat.”

Just in case you’re as inquisitive as I am, here is Suzana’s site [nsfw] and I wish her the best and hope that her custom increases through the level of traffic it is undoubtedly now experiencing from gleeful members of the Australian political scene.